MOVIE DIARY 2018: PEOPLE THINK THAT PIPES GROW IN THEIR HOMES– BUT THEY SURE AS HELL DON’T!

Inside Llewyn Davis (2013) by special guest Pete Toms
You Were Never Really Here (2017)
Eraserhead (1976)

A little bit of a light week this time around because I have been catching up on TV, sorry! I was kicking around the idea of writing about some of that TV, but this isn’t TV DIARY 2018, this is MOVIE DIARY 2018, baby. This week I’ve got writing from one of my favorite cartoonists, Pete Toms! Pete makes comics that I think perfectly capture the absurdity and alienation of being alive in this time when everything is dumb and hyper-connected. Mother’s Day is coming up so please think about giving your mom the gift of Pete’s comics.

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MOVIE DIARY 2018: WHAT YOU’VE DONE IS KNOCKED US ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN FOOD CHAIN

You Were Never Really Here (2017) by special guest Tom McHenry
Black Orpheus (1959)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Six Men Getting Sick (1967), The Alphabet (1968), The Grandmother (1970)

There’s like some new age-y thing where you say stuff out loud and that helps you manifest that thing, sort of like willing it into existence, right? I’m sure I’ve half-listened to that somewhere. Anyway… MOVIE DIARY 2018 will develop a dedicated following of people with money… MOVIE DIARY 2018 will get a book deal... MOVIE DIARY 2018 will make money... MOVIE DIARY 2018 The Book will be adapted into a television series… The merchandise will be lucrative… There. Now to sit back and wait for the money and accolades. 

My special guest this week is Tom McHenry! Tom makes comics that I think are definitive texts about the banalities of existing on this world with other people. It is definitely your thing.

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MOVIE DIARY 2018: WHEN A MAN’S AS SHORT AS YOU ARE, IT MUST BE DIFFICULT TO GAUGE THE HEIGHT OF THE BIRDS

The Social Network (2010) by special guest Sara McHenry
Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
Gosford Park (2001)
Molly’s Game (2017)

Oh wow can you believe that MOVIE DIARY 2018 is back for yet another week?? What discipline! What perseverance! This week I’ve got writer, artist, zine-maker, and fellow King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017) super fan Sara McHenry joining me! We both happened to watch Aaron Sorkin movies this week which is a fun surprise!

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MOVIE DIARY 2018: HEY, DICK-FACE. YOU SEEN MY DOG?

Blue Collar (1978) by special guest Kyle Amato
Blade: Trinity (2004)
Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)
Unsane (2018)

I’ve been thinking about aliens lately and how a story about aliens is at the same time kind of narcissistic but also about how small and insignificant we are and I think that’s kind of cool? Anyway, I’m back this week with Kyle Amato, a nice stranger that I met on the internet. He also runs Hawke Cast, the podcast about Ethan Hawke!

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MOVIE DIARY 2018: JUST LOOK LIKE YOU LIKE ME AND LET’S SPAN TIME

Disturbia (2007) by special guest Caitie Delaney
Buffalo ’66 (1998)
Rope (1948)
Power Rangers (2017)

Sometimes there are days when keeping a public movie diary feels like I’ve just managed to expose how middling my tastes have gotten but then other times I remind myself why I’m really doing this: 

1) build up a likable personal brand so that when I have to crowdfund for medical expenses I can get people to give me five dollars. 
2) talking about movies is fun! 
3) maybe con some movie studio into sending me screeners?

Anyway, my pal and Shia stan Caitie Delaney is my special guest this week!

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