MOVIE DIARY 2018: CAN’T YOU JUST BE HAPPY THAT YOUR WIFE IS HOME AND SAFE?

Body Heat (1981)
Logan Lucky (2017)
Gone Girl (2014)
Black Panther (2018)
Mister Police You Could Have Saved Her I Gave You All The Clues / The Snowman (2017)

This one’s late but who’s counting? (I am, I’m counting). Seems like lately these Movie Diary 2018 entries have been me catching up on movies from last year and this entry… is no different! I don’t know maybe I’ll ask for recommendations or something sometime? Don’t give me recommendations right now unless you’re confident you know me like that.

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MOVIE DIARY 2018: THAT’S RIGHT I’M LOCO. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CRAZY WAY.

The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)
Lady Macbeth (2017) by special guest Tessa Strain
Brawl In Cell Block 99 (2017)

Three movies this week, and I’ve got a special treat that I think you’ll like!

PS — I watched half of a Harry Potter movie yesterday, the one about the magic olympics, but I’m not including it in here because I fell asleep before the olympics started. Don’t worry I’ve seen it before, I like it, I’m a big Viktor Krum-head, a real Krum-bum.

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MOVIE DIARY 2018: YOU’RE FINISHED HERE, LOMBARDO. TAKE A HIKE!

Wild Things (1998)
Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018)

Oh hey we’re back! I had a dream that Chris Hemsworth was mad at me because I referred to him as the guy from Blackhat (2015) and when I went to apologize he called me a loser for writing about movies! So that’s where I’m at! Anyway I saw two movies because I didn’t feel up for staying up to watch The Cloverfield Paradox (2018) after the Super Bowl despite the insistence of Netflix’s marketing team! Extremely big shoutout to my friend Fran for letting me drag her to see Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018) with me even though she’d never seen any of the other ones!

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