MOVIE DIARY 2018: THIS ISN'T VANITY! THIS IS ART!

Destination Wedding (2018) by special guest Jo Barchi
Suspiria (2018)
Burning (2018)

Alright! MOVIE DIARY 2018 is here this week with special guest Jo Barchi! I know Jo from the internet, and I’m very pumped that they decided to write about Destination Wedding as a couple weeks ago I tried to give it a shot and I could not make it past that title card. I thank Jo for their bravery in watching the entire goddamn thing.

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MOVIE DIARY 2018: YOU SICK FUCKS. YOU'VE SEEN ONE TOO MANY MOVIES!

The First Purge (2018) by special guest David Brothers
Scream (1996)
Scream 3 (2000)
The Birds (1963)
Opera (1987)

Alright! We’ve made it to the end of all the movies that I’d meant to put up last month! And, to bring us on home, I’ve got the excellent David Brothers as my special guest this week! I’ve long been an admirer of David’s work, always filled with very thoughtful and deep consideration (so why’s he on here?), plus he’s someone who I know respects the value of a good joke and some ignorant shit (oh that’s why). Anyway, I’m very excited to have David on here!

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MOVIE DIARY 2018: I CAN TASTE THAT. IT'S A LONG TIME SINCE I TASTED ANYTHING.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) by special guest Sloane Leong
Phenomena (1985)
The Mummy (1959)
The Raven (1963)
Hellraiser (1987)

Ok! MOVIE DIARY 2018 is back again this week with another batch of horror movie capsule reviews and an entry from one of my favorite cartoonists, Sloane Leong, on an all time feel bad movie, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)! If you know Sloane’s work, you know this is a good fit and you’re getting very excited for me to shut up and get to Sloane’s entry.

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MOVIE DIARY 2018: THERE'S A REASON WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OF THIS NIGHT.

The Witch (2015) by special guest Caitlin Schneider
A Feast of Man (2018)
Halloween (2018)
Inferno (1980)
Black Sunday (1960)
The Terror (1963)
The Beyond (1981)

Hello! MOVIE DIARY 2018 IS FINALLY BACK! I went on a little bit of an unintentional hiatus due to work stuff and because I got married to Tessa! I had this big plan to do a bunch of horror movies throughout October, but that got away from me, obviously, so I’m going to be throwing them into the next couple of posts this week in the form of quick and dirty capsule reviews.
My first special guest this week is one of my best pals, Caitlin Schneider, who was an official witness at my wedding so she can vouch for my MOVIE DIARY 2018 hiatus being legit.

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MOVIE DIARY 2018: PEOPLE DON'T JUST STAND OUT THERE, STARING AT US LIKE THAT. THEY WANT SOMETHING.

Halloween (1978) by special guest Morgan Jeske
Train To Busan (2016)
The Strangers (2008)
The Boy (2016)

Hello! MOVIE DIARY 2018 is here and I’m finally ready to get into the season with some scary movies! This week I have artist, podcaster, romcom aficionado, and Tom Cruise impersonator Morgan Jeske tackling one of my faves, HALLOWEEN.

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